TRY TO CATCH THEM ALL.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

egberts:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

(via hinga-dinga-durgan)

challengerapproaching:

Wait wait.  Clearly you’re forgetting someone.

Face: Woah woah woah. You’re both forgetting the greatest Link of all.

I wonder what’s for dinner…
It’s sausage links.
Yes Navi, 
WE
KNOW 

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via pizza)

9gag:

I must get in shape!
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